The Newsletter for Wannabe Islanders, Tax-Paying Haoles, and OG Locals

🌺 Real Talk →The highs, lows, and harsh truths about actually living in Hawai‘i — no travel-bro filters here.

🌴 Spotlights →Meet the local legends, small businesses, and community members making island life richer.

📅 What’s Happening →Our semi-accurate attempt at a community calendar.

🌈 Culture + History →The parts we’re still trying to figure out (and usually getting corrected on by an auntie).

🤙 Fun + Games →Guess the location of our followers’ pics or play “Who Said It? Haole or Hawaiian?” — no prizes, just bragging rights.

😂 Laughs →Memes that roast both Hawaiians and haoles, because let’s face it — we’re all a little ridiculous sometimes.